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[Fly Away!]

can someone please explain how a cloud is supposed to destroy an air plane? the controls are unpleasant the only sound in the game is a plane humming . . . the graphics are generic even by unity standards flying to high kills you the clouds are to close so its practically impossible to guarantee a fair game or challenge . . . this game is tremendously awful no one in there right mind should play this

MikroArts responds:

You think i should change clouds with something else? Ok then definitely i should do it because i already got that remark.
Yes sound IS awful and without any music is a crap, thats right and also need to change that..
For the question of mechanics, im not sure if i separate the obstacles that would be too easy to play, maybe... I could try that also..

So, is it better to remove this game and put a new one or update this one? What is your opinion, or what is the better practice?

Anyway, thank you very much for feedback!!

[I'm lost!!]

whew finally beat it the game is very difficult and most of the options lead to death and the ending is disappointing but I like the theme where its really dark and there are truely grizzly character so eh two stars needs work seems a bit basic for my taste

[Headless]

its a cute game reminds me of flappy bird I will give it three and a half stars good work

11011010111 responds:

Thank you so much!

[[BTNverse] There is nothing here.]

wow this game is something wow just wow I went in thinking useing a laptop was going to be a problem but the games level design was so inspireing it encouraged me to trail and error my way through by getting level ups to get to new parts and wow without giveing to much away I was slightly surprised with the games climax what a game this review just doesn't do it justice

There Is No Review

adriendittrick responds:

Thanks for nothing!

[Knock Knock - Stranger Simulator]

this game is puiculier to say the least at first I thought it was a simple game then it intriged me then it went back to oh this is one of those games with no ending well lets see all the options anyway then I was surprised when there was an option to reply to something that happened eariler and I was like okay what the heck so there is some charm to this game but I still think its a little stale actually you can only play it once for entertainment and even then most people might be turned off by the simplicity but hey I was originally going to give this one star as I thought it would be a funny cheap gag with no real game but ehh this is decent two stars seems fair and deserveing effort was put into this creation theres no doubt about it

[Drug City]

DRUG DEALER

Rated E for everyone

hmm seems legit were at a good start boys I won't fully judge yet though . . .

Edit: yeah ignore that first part its just weird its E rated when its about a drug dealer don't you think that maybee it should be rated higher I don't think children should know what a drug dealer is yet but who knows what kind maybe its a doctor or maybe its candy you give out to help people?

Edit: wow its uh online game and I thought that account thing was part of gameplay huh.. oh well rip sorry but zero stars because I can't play it . . . its not your fault though maybe the games actually pretty badas ehh nevermind i'll just go . . .

Arensnuphis responds:

E is where the rating system put it I did make the rating system but will look into it.
You can play without creating an account if you log in as guest.

[The Fancy Pants Adventures: World 4 part 1]

wow that was very intriquite I really liked it I am somewhat familiar with fancy pants but never really saw a level through to the end because I would always forget or get busy but I definately don't regret playing this this was a pleasent experience truely while its not really my type of game the amount of creativeity is amazeing its a great game

[TP vs CV]

okay this is a nice game but there are a few problems . . . one the cart moves to slowly I think it would be cool if the cart moved faster for every roll you collected . . . moveing on I think there should be a hesitant moment before the game begins because the game loaded for me and I missed a few rolls because the game just instantly started without a grace period and theres really no incentive to collect the rolls overall a leaderboard maybe perhaps would be cool some potential this is such a simple game I expected no less please take my critic fairly okay . . . ? have a nice day though

[Coronavirus: A Text Adventure]

You are safe and live out the rest of your life thanks to the man acting on your model behavior from years back the end OMG first ending Five Stars Good Game so far

Edit: Medals aren't working for me I would have most by now but for some reason it won't unlock them . . . pity

[Find The Right Girl 2]

This is a truely unique game right here i'm about to spoil this so if you haven't already played this amazeing game go ahead you won't regret it but anyway i'm going to review this game now

I really relate with this stickman as he desperately tries to find the perfect girl by going through mario inspired puzzles to find the perfect girl he always makes it to a girl at the end of each level and it just sends the poor stickman on another soul searching quest only at the finale level we see he has found the perfect girl ben has found perfect girl