ethanblair's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Flanders Killer 7]

holy crap this has a ton of achievements

Aprime responds:

hahaha, that's the plan!

[Astroids!]

the game is pretty cookie cutter you see its a simplistic game with no real object you can just keep shooting forever and nothing will change except you lose points so theoretically speaking if you are careful enough you can keep playing if you use a auto click system which is lame also the hit detection is awful the graphics are okay... could be better

[Postal]

very under whelming I think the first person is cool wish there was more a dynamic to it the voices are cool its just so so boreing barely worth playing

[Highway Pursuit II]

dreadfully not fun repeative... very difficult if you don't have grenades early on always make sure you stock up on grenades don't bother repairing though its pointless vehicle will automatically repair once you fail and restart yes... all the way uh gun are below average unless you spam click you can't just hold the cursor down you have to click and the tanks oh god the tanks use your grenades on those everytime you see them the ending was underwhelming its just ugh barely enjoyable at all... one star...

[Catventure]

Not a fan I can't say i'm amused the jumping feels limited very difficult the platforms are just there like no real contrast between which platform bounces and which doesn't I can over look that now movement is very stiff just move to far and the thing will just decend you have to specifically find out how to jump with limited mobility games very difficult though it will make you work for your steak before you can eat it i'm only on level three and its giveing me quite a stir maybe if I play it more I will upgrade my score so far

I beat it no ending...? thats cruel but ugh... atleast I beat it and to be honest its okay its just ugh I was haveing a bad day

edit
level four check points would be nice

level five okay you introduced bear traps

level eight ugh.. I guess this game is alright three stars so far I made it this far so I must commit to finishing it I reccommend you make an easier version with check points though as you don't want to torture your players with difficulty do you...

three starts so far maybe three and a half if I finish this in a good mood

[Hobo Life]

it was . . . underwhelming I know its called hobo life but I thought it was a little to short of a game wish you squeezed one more little job in there also I found a massive loop hole in the text menu for the first job if you really try you can earn most of the money you need for pushups without even the timer going down by simply hitting the space bar while of course the text .. instructions are on the screen its okay it has some charm was expecting more I also found the second job a little to easy in sense theres not much objective this games a hit or miss its good for a few minutes but ehh it gets stale for shame hobo life for shame...

DynamiteFrog responds:

Yea, I really am sorry to all the people who were expecting highly of this project. There were a lot of problems occurred during the making of the game. I was going to make the game long and have the second minigame harder, but since I am using the free edition of construct 2 I couldn't extend the game's script which forced me to cut the game short and just end it there. I appreciate you for leaving an extensive review of my game and I hope you look forward to my other projects for now.

[SweetCrush]

yeah Spoiler:

when she started acting weird I was like okey why are you speaking so ill of my ex and why are you trying to be nice to me by going to my dark place you are a creepy girl to try to hurt me

good game so far I will play more to see what it forholds

Edit yeah I think I got the best ending nice little game here I suggest you try it

[Lockdown opportunities]

no trophies seriously? your going to make me . . . Your going to make players move boxes all day just to get no trophies?? this is criminal game is decent wish you added trophy support to your games

Edit most satisfying death in this game
The Cardboard Boxes

made it to the end

I wonder if theres a ending if you leave the house and survive? hmmm

adriendittrick responds:

Hey there! Sorry but I usually upload my games to 3 sites: itch, Newgrounds and Gamejolt. Adding trophy support depending on which site I upload to is already difficult enough, but also I just don't have time for that since this was a jam game X) (made in 3 days)

Also nothing happens if you leave the house and survive. You just keep surviving until either you die or you return to the house. JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE.

Anyway thanks for playing my game :)

[Adventure of Dmitriy Ivanovitch]

its a single level that loops very basic nothing special here