ethanblair's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Citizen Pico: Pico's School IV]

Hmmm

The Story Is A Bit Interesting

The Art Style Is True To The Original Picos School

Thats Unfortunately The Only True Positives

The Game Lacks Direction And Motivation Theres Nothing To Really Guide You On What To Do If This Was Intentional By Design Why Make The Cells You Explore Empty And Uninspired I Feel More Could Of Been Done Like Secret Pathways Or Cool Eastereggs

Take Instance

In The Section Where You Pick Up Cardboard Boxes You May Have To Double Click Then Click Again To Drop It / This Would Not Be So Bad If The Other Section You Can Just Drag Them With Ease As Its Click And Drag Thats Definitely A Bug And Makes It Painfully Boreing........

The Final Boss I Presume Is OP And Seemingly Almost Impossible To Defeat

If You Die You Must Replay A Giant Section Of Gameplay Which Is Unforgiveing

Its An Annoying Game Mechanic That Should Of Transpired Differently And Be A Checkpoint For The Room

The Medals Also Appear To Not Work : That Does Not Detract From The Score But Is Incrediblely Disappointing

Ugh I Really Wanted To give This The Benefit Of A Doubt But Its Just Not That Good

===Two Stars===

Kolumbo responds:

there's a reason why everything's empty - it's explained in the game through dialogue.

the final boss is nowhere near impossible. definitely on the hard side, but not impossible.

restarting from the title card isn't at all as bad as you're making it out to be: you can get from there to the final boss very quickly, it's in no way a "giant section" - the whole game is incredibly short & quick. on top of that, it's pretty much the only fight in the game, as everything beforehand is a breeze - so i disagree about it being "An Annoying Game Mechanic That Should Of Transpired Differently"

myself and others didn't experience any issues with the medals, please shoot me a pm regarding what the issue is, if you can!

thanks for the review & thanks for playing!!

[Family Guy Dress-Up Hentai]

Its Weird... Its Not The Most Appealing But Like Sorta Does Its Own Thing And I Think Thats Why I Respect This Not Bad ...

• Costume Pieces Fit Neatly

• Voice Acting Is Superb

• The Medals Are Coherent And Knowledgeable

Overall Solid Game ... Its O-kay What Does Everyone Else Think(?)

BottleTopBillFanclub responds:

I think I am addicted to Peter Griffin.

[NG Fishing Collab]

Four And A Half Stars

Lets Get Cons Out Of The Way

• Soundtrack Is Mid At Best And Theres No Variety I Know You Can Mute It But Still Disappointing

• Gameplay Is Fun But Theres Not Much Incentive To Play Beyond Completeing Everything

• Does Not Effect The Score But C'mon Guys No Medals ... I Want To Be Able To Flex To My Friends Though I Accept Medals Are Optional And Does Not Detract From Game

Okay Now Pros

• Theres A Cool Variety Of Collectable Fish

• The Artist Are Talented And Many Recognizable

• Control To Response Time Fluid

Its A Simple Fun Art Collaboration

Thanks For Reviveing The Project Everyone

CJspellsfish responds:

Music: honestly the music was an afterthought on the Fishing mode, it’s not nearly as good as it could be. Thanks for pointing that out.
Gameplay: I could add rewards for completion of stages (AFTER I fix the RNG) and difficulty changes.
Medals: Theres some complicated stuff that could cause crashes if I add medals, so I avoided it. I should test it out. A highscore list would be awesome but it may or may not work.

[Newgrounds BBS Simulator]

A Silly Interactive Simulateion Game : Five Stars : The Points Only Go Up So I Do Not Know How To Uhuhuh Ascend *Butthead Impression*

busybuddy1234 responds:

Don't Type Like This
also the entire point of the game is the points going UP, not DOWN

[Fat Fish Aquarium]

This Is One Of The Few Good Decent Games I Played In A While For Those Who Love Slightly Grindy Games Your Going To Like This Theres Not Much Gameplay Required Its As Simple As Collecting Money For Items

Heres A Tid Bit I Did Not Know Till The Very End "Mostly A Fault On My Part"

Theres Two Upgrades You Can Purchase The Robotic Fish And Double Food Its Best To Get Theses Early On To Speed Things Up : My Game Time Without These Was Roughly Two Hours

Again Not Really Bad Just An Inconvenience I Feel The Item Task Bar Should Be Slightly Enhanced

The Bosses Are Simple To Destroy You Will Lose Fish However It Gives You So Much Money For Obliterateing Them Keep Clicking On Them

Afterall Is Said And Done I Bought The Second To Last Item And Could Not Purchase The Credits (Even Though I Had The Money And Everything Else Unlocked) Even Worse The Last Few Medals Would Not Unlock So Be Wary That This Is A Bug That Could Happen

Its A Cutesy Game Its A Change Of Pace From What I Useually Play I Think Its A Fair Four Stars

Editorial Response:

Upon Clicking The Purchase Button My Balance Was 21,800 I Was Unable To Trigger The Code : It Was Unclickable

I Was Able To Unlock The Other Medals But It Was A Slight Glitch At First

I Like To Think It Might Be On My End As I Am Playing This Via Microsoft Edge On My Xbox One S App

I Hope This Clears Things Up Thank You For Your Patience

Update: The Game Was Patch I Was Able To Get The Credits Since There Are Even Fewer Bugs I Bumped It Up Its Now Four And A Half Stars

Ant responds:

Thanks Ethan! Also, could you describe why you couldn't buy the creds? Just curious.

Edit: Updated, give it another shot!

[Piss Jug Collector!我们中间放屁]

When Playing I Encountered Two Massive Glitches One If You Press Okay At The Right Time When The Yellow Urine Falls It Will Fall Straight Down Without Physics Thus Makeing It Build Pee Straight Up Verses Trying To Fill The Pitcher To The Right Level And Two When The Thanks For Playing Screen Appears You Can Hit Reset Thus Breaking The Time Limit As You Keep Your Current Score So I Kept Playing Trying To Get Six Hundred And Sixty Six Points Though It Capped Out At Two Hundred And Two Still Theses Notices Aside The Game Was Funny And In Good Humor With In Line Of ZabuJard Games Its Not Just Low Tier Bait Spam It Has Some Nice Programming Put In To It I Suggest Fixing The First Two Bugs Then Increaseing The Time Because It Goes To Quick And It Fills So Slowly That The Few Who Decided Not To Experience The Glitches Got Robbed Please Think Of Them So They Can Have A Remotely Fair Shot I Know My Score Is Pretty Much Unobtainable At This Point But It Would Encourage Some Decent Competition Ehhhhh Its Four Stars It Was Fun For A Few Minutes

ZabuJard responds:

kind of fixed probly

thanks for review ethan! : )

[Deal with Putin]

Its A Nice Little Game Thats Remineiscent Of Classic NewGrounds Kill Games Theres Not Many Options But Does Offer Decent Replay Value The Game Only Has So Much You Can Do I Find The Kill Scenes Under Whelming They Did Not Get Me To Laugh And Are Some What Immature Game Is Good For About Five Minutes After That You Seen All The Gameplay Its Three And A Half Stars Its Not Great But Could Go Into The Portal

Little-Rena responds:

Yes

[J - dodging game]

I Got To The Last Sectionish I Guess It Started Out Pretty Boreing Then Started To Interest Me I Think It A Decent Little Game Very Simple Yet Fun I Kind Of Wish There Was More To It The Sound Track Is Okay Sounds Are Ehhh Mediocre At Best The Game Play Was Slightly Above Average Its Not Really That Difficult At All Its A Little To Easy Maybe Make It Tougher Yet Add A Save Point Or Check Point Instead Of Lives Its Kind Of Fun Its About Three Stars From Me Not Bad Could Be Greater

CJspellsfish responds:

very understandable!- despite the run-on sentence.

[Spider Quest 3D Spideys Adventure]

Its Pretty Sophisticated The Wall Mechanic Is Something New To Your Games And The Game Is Kind Of Boreing Though I Was Surprised How Decent The Programming Is There Still Exist A Few Bugs Like Getting Stuck In Tight Corner Which Caused Me To Restart The Audio Is Annoying But Not Terrible It Could Use A Better Lighter Soundtrack The Check Point System Is Difficult But Fair The Game Has A Good Presentation Though Could Be Exceptionally Better

ZabuJard responds:

thnx ethan for review :)

[Draw on Kim Possible!!]

After Resetting The Color Palette Disappears I Would Have To Reload And The Colors Provided Are Not The Same Shade As Kim To Make Matters Worse Each Dot You Draw Has A Visible Circle Around It Definitely Could Use More Fixes And Tools The Back Ground Is More Fun To Mess With

ZabuJard responds:

i fixed reset thanks for review lad