ethanblair's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Put Bowsette in a blender to die]

on youtube I saw a gmod video where they had it slightly modded with a gore mod and had a torture map point is there was a blender where you could put npcs in it and with the gore mod they would literally get pulverized and it was so satisfying seeing the blood effects now this is bullshit i'm pressing the blender on and off and she invincible I expected something like an actual ragdoll that loses limbs also leaveing the blender on to long actually freezes the game for me so this really isn't selling it for me theres very little value in this

[GUESS THE SONG!]

the sad case is I heard some of these songs before though the exact name is tricky like that one with the christmas music that goes duh duh duh . . . duh duh duh .... duh duh duh duh .... duh ... you know thats really christmacy I don't know the name but it has rock in the title couldn't get it sorry I failed you

wait what there all fifty five what... but but I only got two right
the shrek song and uh that one intergalatic movie thing whatttt your to kind jabujard

ZabuJard responds:

o crap did i not code the score right? let me check that sh*t

[Whats the Point 4 (podcast)]

this is a really good podcast if you combined a leaderboard with a arcade game while haveing commentary it would be a dream come true

ZabuJard responds:

i did that for my first podcast. i can bring it back tho for u. it just keeps score of how long u listen, unless u think of a better way to keep score

[FARTING KEYBOARD WOW]

I was able to recreate the super mario bros nes theme so aw heck heres four stars

[Bonkers]

I want to like this game though one major flaw is the jumping mechanic I just... its difficult to perform super jumps using keyboard even though controllers are an option its out of the question as I don't know how to hook up an xbox controller to pc and if I wanted to I would rather just sit back and use keyboard that being said the gameplay is solid it has some real potential though I love the graphics most games on newgrounds don't look very polished or very presentable at all so the graphics are its strongest suite and I like the concept this is very basic I know its a filler for newgrounds as a demo though I think its a bit empty for a demo I mean this is very under welming the other thing I like is the soundtrack if I had to compare this game it would be like kirby on the nes the music and levels are very nice it needs more content better more player friendly controls for me to truely appreciate it two stars from me

[FULP FROGGER]

I got to spoilers

cumgrounds.com grounds sign and couldn't go any further though I noticed my score increased slightly thus time so I suspect the faster you go or in thus case the faster tom pulp can frogger the more points you get alright lets do this lets try to get first place frick yeah this game is pretty good yeehhaaaa three stars since it is basically a tom pulp clone obviously

[Beating Up Children Simulator]

Congratulations, you're going to jail for beating up a kid