ethanblair's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[GUESS THE SONG!]

the sad case is I heard some of these songs before though the exact name is tricky like that one with the christmas music that goes duh duh duh . . . duh duh duh .... duh duh duh duh .... duh ... you know thats really christmacy I don't know the name but it has rock in the title couldn't get it sorry I failed you

wait what there all fifty five what... but but I only got two right
the shrek song and uh that one intergalatic movie thing whatttt your to kind jabujard

ZabuJard responds:

o crap did i not code the score right? let me check that sh*t

[Whats the Point 4 (podcast)]

this is a really good podcast if you combined a leaderboard with a arcade game while haveing commentary it would be a dream come true

ZabuJard responds:

i did that for my first podcast. i can bring it back tho for u. it just keeps score of how long u listen, unless u think of a better way to keep score

[FARTING KEYBOARD WOW]

I was able to recreate the super mario bros nes theme so aw heck heres four stars

[Push bowsette off a cliff]

Three and A half Stars - Its an honor to be the top three

[Bonkers]

I want to like this game though one major flaw is the jumping mechanic I just... its difficult to perform super jumps using keyboard even though controllers are an option its out of the question as I don't know how to hook up an xbox controller to pc and if I wanted to I would rather just sit back and use keyboard that being said the gameplay is solid it has some real potential though I love the graphics most games on newgrounds don't look very polished or very presentable at all so the graphics are its strongest suite and I like the concept this is very basic I know its a filler for newgrounds as a demo though I think its a bit empty for a demo I mean this is very under welming the other thing I like is the soundtrack if I had to compare this game it would be like kirby on the nes the music and levels are very nice it needs more content better more player friendly controls for me to truely appreciate it two stars from me

[FULP FROGGER]

I got to spoilers

cumgrounds.com grounds sign and couldn't go any further though I noticed my score increased slightly thus time so I suspect the faster you go or in thus case the faster tom pulp can frogger the more points you get alright lets do this lets try to get first place frick yeah this game is pretty good yeehhaaaa three stars since it is basically a tom pulp clone obviously

[Beating Up Children Simulator]

Congratulations, you're going to jail for beating up a kid

[Frankie Foster Dating Sim]

grrrr.... I chose franky and the game was like OEHHHHHH you must pick edwardo and frusterated and confused by the glitch I wanted to see what the game had to offer oh boy i'm tramatized this is like A tier of uncomfortable my god now I want to throw up euuuugugugghghhh one and a half star for me ugh . . .

[Hole In One : Rage Fest]

I haven't got far in this game though I like this game it helps me get rid of stress you need to time your jumps the speed effects how far you jump and you need to jump and back up carefully for each platform its not difficult just a matter of patience

Edit:
I like it though it would be cool if you could toogle a check point feature after each platform as I feel like its more a patience and it goes on to long it still doesn't change my mind about the game it can only get better from here

MuziksPH responds:

Great timing I am currently implementing check point system in the game

[DRESS BOWSETTE]

you know bowsettes basically a hermatridite okay cool oh please sweet god don't crash on me pls pls pls don't

Edit: haha jokes on you I still made it sexy so suck on that anyways you got a good game here it didn't crash my laptop so four stars four stars because most the clothes didn't fit poor bowser here please if your going to dress marios worst nightmare atleast make sure the panties fit it hurts the poor thing also the music is perfect I don't know if any one ever told you this you have a classic taste in music so thats what inspired me to dress up so thank you for that piece now can you upload more little less games so I don't go vegan thanks again mr zabu