ethanblair's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Defuse the bomb!!!]

its by far one of your hardest games yet its like scary maze game on steroids ugh I got decently far before I quit meh - two stars

[Bowsettes Balls]

really Zabujard just really you think i'm going to click on this and give it five stars just to see bowsettes balls well guess what I am

[Flappy Sprite]

the gameplay its self is a night mare since the sprite walls are randomize so its more luck based then any thing its not so much fun even if you like sprite ugh pass this one up not his proudest shit post i'm actually offended at how bad this is

[TITANIC KARAOKE +Hit the Target game]

at first I was like okay what the hell how am I suppose to get the arrows to hit the middle then I realised oh your suppose to see how many arrows you can get on the target with out starting over I finally got on the leader board heck yeah feels good oh uh your game is okay by the way

[Deepest Mine 69]

scribble nauts oh my god

Edit I found that building star cases really helps so don't dig straight down or you will miss out

[TOM FULP DRESSUP]

theres something for everyone two and a half stars

[Bandage up Kims Wounds]

well.. some effort was put into this uhhh look.... I don't even want to know how kim got those wounds just here let me patch her up a bit... uhh pretty mediocre game not much content.... now let me put a fitting song here for anyone that plays this game I can't believe i'm using this of all things but ehh here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISV5csRoF3o

ZabuJard responds:

ooh i love christmas season

[Push Bowsette off a Cliff RAP]

go eat your heart out guys I got my high score back and not only that i'm finally first place on the leaderboard yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaas

[Forcefeed Bowsette Pills RAP]

whoa this is one of your darker games as in sense the more pills you feed them well ugh yeah the rap makes the situation less dark though because it was a awesome beat so yeah three stars as its a bit simple in gameplay though its still relatively fun durning moments after feeding her so many pills

[Put Bowsette in a blender to die]

on youtube I saw a gmod video where they had it slightly modded with a gore mod and had a torture map point is there was a blender where you could put npcs in it and with the gore mod they would literally get pulverized and it was so satisfying seeing the blood effects now this is bullshit i'm pressing the blender on and off and she invincible I expected something like an actual ragdoll that loses limbs also leaveing the blender on to long actually freezes the game for me so this really isn't selling it for me theres very little value in this