ethanblair's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Tankmas ADVENTure 2022]

Ummm For Those Who Want Gift Nine Uhh Theres A Glitch You Perform By Walking Behind The Second Sign The Developers Being The Geniuses They Are Put The Present ... OUT OF BOUNDS

[Madness Roulette 2]

Wow This Is Definitely Had Me Confused At First Then Upon Looking At The Medals It All Makes Sense Now I Love This New Take It Did A Complete One Eighty Over The Original

[Pop Blue]

Its Pretty Straight Forward Theres No Music Or Much Content Its A Fun Mini Game You Might Get A Hour Of Enjoyment From This Four Stars

[Chefs Kiss]

Its Pretty Nice Actually Two Problems Its Pleagued With A Small Time Limit In Game I Wish It Was A Bit Longer To Help Familiarize With Controls Another Issue Was A Lot Of The Time The Props Or Gifs Of Food Were Really Small Would Some Times Fail To Register You Might Have To Double Tab Around The Prop Also Lack Of Details Fail To Incenuate What You Are Supposed To Do It Seems You Click Food Thats On The List But In All Actuality You Have To Enter The Kitchen While Hovering Over The Food And Then Click It Then You Go Directly To Where The Fairly Over Sized Guy Is Sitting And It Processes The Food You See The Problem Here Its Very Inconsistent And Timeing Is Everything Its All Down To Speed And Exactly Where The Food Is With Quick Reflexes Over All Decent Game Sound Is A Generic Tune Though By New Grounds Standards Its Okay Its Three And A Half Stars It Slightly Impresses Me

[Friday Night Cucking 21]

Dreadfully Not Very Fun The Pikmin You Need To Click Will Disappear After You Click Them Makeing The Final Puzzle Agonizeing The Earlyer Sections Feature Tetious Platforming If You Are Fortuneate Enough To Hold A Block When You Perish You Drag It Back To Where You Respawn Have Fun With That The Music Tries And Succeeds In Being Annoying I Will Be Sure To Kill Butch Deloria On Every Fallout Three Playthrough I Do From Now On The Level Design Is Uninspired And Oh My God Its A Spam I Am Looking Into This With To Much Intelligence Then I Should Have Any Negative You Present In Your Review Earns You A Unhappy Reaction From His Tone Death Thirteen Year Old Fans Believe Me You Can Spam Better Three Stars

[Piss Jug Collector!我们中间放屁]

When Playing I Encountered Two Massive Glitches One If You Press Okay At The Right Time When The Yellow Urine Falls It Will Fall Straight Down Without Physics Thus Makeing It Build Pee Straight Up Verses Trying To Fill The Pitcher To The Right Level And Two When The Thanks For Playing Screen Appears You Can Hit Reset Thus Breaking The Time Limit As You Keep Your Current Score So I Kept Playing Trying To Get Six Hundred And Sixty Six Points Though It Capped Out At Two Hundred And Two Still Theses Notices Aside The Game Was Funny And In Good Humor With In Line Of ZabuJard Games Its Not Just Low Tier Bait Spam It Has Some Nice Programming Put In To It I Suggest Fixing The First Two Bugs Then Increaseing The Time Because It Goes To Quick And It Fills So Slowly That The Few Who Decided Not To Experience The Glitches Got Robbed Please Think Of Them So They Can Have A Remotely Fair Shot I Know My Score Is Pretty Much Unobtainable At This Point But It Would Encourage Some Decent Competition Ehhhhh Its Four Stars It Was Fun For A Few Minutes

ZabuJard responds:

kind of fixed probly

thanks for review ethan! : )

[The Last Piece of Cake DX]

It Was Okay For The Times Though Now Its Pretty Generic With No Real Combat System You Just Got To Keep Hitting Dad Until You Kill Him You Can Avoid Him Pretty Easyily By Moveing Off Screen The Animateion Is Kind Of Charming But Not By Much Its Very Generic Its A Solid Three Stars Average Quality Stuff

[Deal with Putin]

Its A Nice Little Game Thats Remineiscent Of Classic NewGrounds Kill Games Theres Not Many Options But Does Offer Decent Replay Value The Game Only Has So Much You Can Do I Find The Kill Scenes Under Whelming They Did Not Get Me To Laugh And Are Some What Immature Game Is Good For About Five Minutes After That You Seen All The Gameplay Its Three And A Half Stars Its Not Great But Could Go Into The Portal

Little-Rena responds:

Yes

[TUNNEL Snakes RULE, (were the tunnel snakes, thats us)]

Fallout 3 Was A Great Game And This Is The Best Song You Used In A Game So Far Hands Down The Game Is Also A Worm Based Puzzle The Game Is Pretty Mediocre But The Song Saved It From Three And A Half Stars The Game Also Has Terrible Hit Detection

[Jumping The River (Beta)]

Before I Start Criticiseing I Should Inform Users That This Is Embedded To Run In Flash But Fear Nought Be Hold A Url That Will Allow You To Play This And Most Flash Games

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The Game Is A Little Underwhelming Though Its A Beta Its Okay The Game Is Unwinable You Can Exam The Options Which Are Kind Of Cool The Teleporter Was The Best Try Going All Out With The Fail Scenes Now On My End The Audio Is Kind Of Loud Try To Find A Nice Medium Of Volume And Sound I Will Give The Game This I Like The Inclusion Of Medals Thats Something I Have No Figured Out It Does Not Effect My Score But It Helps Keep The Game Vatality Alive Its A Bit To Simple For A Beta Definitely Could Be Expanded Upon But So Far I Like What I See

Edit: After Closer Examinateion The Medals Are Unobtainable Even Though it Shows On Screen I Unlocked Them Bummer