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[Day in the Life of a Costco Worker Pt.5 - Million Dollars]

At First I Was Like Why Is The Employee Being Such An Asshole Then By The End I Was Like Oh

[Story Arc Chapter 1: First Job]

It Was Ehhhh Mediocre The Backgrounds Are Empty And Lack Details Beyond A Few Trees The Effects Are Boreing And Uninteresting Voices Are Okay The Animateion Lacks Personality Like Visual Effects Theres Also Not Any Risky Jokes As A Result The Humor And Enjoyability Deminishes The Story Is Uninteresting There Were Plot Inconsistencys Like How Did One Character Get A Gun We Never Saw Him Pick It Up Why Did He Not Use It In The Store The Story Goes Over The Top But Does Not Take Advantage Of It Like We Have A Guy Who Tries To Rob The Store Then Out Of Nowhere He Grows Giant Why Not Have Him Do Something Silly Like Do A Number Two But Not Show The Gross Material Or Have Him Pass Wind Or The Job Why Not Have Some Interesting Character Developement Like Personal Things About The Character We Just Get He Wants To Be A Illistrateor Though Its Not Much Graphics And Effects Are Low Quality Add Funny Effects That Not Only Impress You But Friends Sorry If You Have No Friends You Know Paceing Is Key The Story Moves At A Slow Pace By Repeating A Gag Until Its Funny Thats Not Comedy Best Advice Increase Visual Aesthetics Build Character Developement To Enjoyable Characters Add Some Risky And Experimental Humor In The Mix And It Might Be Pretty High Tier I Can Not In Good Conscience Rate This Higher That Would Destroy All Creditability

[My First Poo]

Gross But Oddly Charming In A Way And Unfortunately The Best New Submission I Seen All Day The Visuals Are Ehhhh Some Things Could Be Animated Properly Like The Girl Going Up The Stairs At 0:23 Looks Off Mediocre Visuals With Choppy Character Movements At Times The Story Is Kind Of Dumb Its Poop What Did I Except It Was Lightly Funny I Did Not Laugh Yet Felt Compelled To Watch The Audio In The Background Is Something I Hope To God Its Not Borrowed From Somewhere Its The Single Bow That Ties This Poop Box Together It Reminds Me Of Classic Area Internet Music Video And The Song Was Really Good Infact It Great Not Win All Be All But What Kept Me Motivated To Watch This I Say Work On A Slightly More Skilled Cartoon Movie With More Time And Have Fun With The Backgrounds To Add Enjoyable Visuals Create A More Intricit Story Not Just Ha Poop Or Collaberate With Some Artist To Help You And I Think You Would Be Able To Compete This Barely Got Four Stars

[Hot Claws]

Its Some Where Between Four And Four And A Half Stars Strikeing Glourious Visuals That Got My Attention Funny One Liners Though The Joke Got A Little Repetitive On The Same Effect Decent Paceing And Over All Pretty Great Animateion Have The Jokes Not Be Reused Add A Funnyer Punchline Then This Might Be Possible Five Star Material Its Four Stars From Me It Was So Close To Four And A Half Stars You All Most Got It

[What's Funny? - TFPS]

You Have Decent Animateion With Some Lacking Visuals That Could Make The Cartoon More Interesting To Look At The Content Of Entertainment Value Is Average For Me But It Is Rated E Its Decent For The Rateing The Time Scale For This Cartoon Is Your Best Suit Other Then That It Was Decent A Three And A Half Stars Out Of Five From Me

HOwLiNG-MAdFoxHatter responds:

Heh, above average, I'll take that x3

[Mario & Yoshi]

Yeah I Do Not See Any Consequences For Going With Mario Yoshi All Ways Trust A Plumber They Said It Will Be Fun They Said

[festering]

This Deserves The Full Five Stsr Treatment Great Animateion Quality Decent Time Span Of Animateion Interesting Story Telling This Is A High Standard Of New Grounds Animateion For Skilled Animateors

[The Acumen]

Lets See The Animateion Is Crude But Pretty Well Drawn The Humor Is Okay Its Kind Of Funny In A Forced Way The Time Is Pretty Good I Think Its A Solid Three And A Half Stars Maybe A Four Star Piece If Your Generous And Thought The Chart Was Very Funny

[Super Mario Bros: The Movie The Game]

I Am Surprise I Did Not Get A Tie In Game The Animateion Was Pretty Simple Visuals For Pixels And Could Be A Bit Longer I Would Love To See A Rough Recreateion Of This In Game Form Or How Gameplay Would Be Like This is More Of A Trailer