ethanblair's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Its 3 Am And You Feel Lonely...]

i think I got the good ending he just walked away without saying anything else aside from hey nice to meet you were friends hmmm... somethings not right here i'm going to check out the negative replies

Edit:
*no specific endings other then the default one no matter what you say*

ehhhh not a fan not much gameplay at all ehhh... its not good

DynamiteFrog responds:

yea, I didn't make a different ending for the game. Cus I wanted to make just a small shitpost game and a talking buddy for people. Thanks for leaving a review!

[Flanders Killer 7]

holy crap this has a ton of achievements

Aprime responds:

hahaha, that's the plan!

[Hobo Life]

it was . . . underwhelming I know its called hobo life but I thought it was a little to short of a game wish you squeezed one more little job in there also I found a massive loop hole in the text menu for the first job if you really try you can earn most of the money you need for pushups without even the timer going down by simply hitting the space bar while of course the text .. instructions are on the screen its okay it has some charm was expecting more I also found the second job a little to easy in sense theres not much objective this games a hit or miss its good for a few minutes but ehh it gets stale for shame hobo life for shame...

DynamiteFrog responds:

Yea, I really am sorry to all the people who were expecting highly of this project. There were a lot of problems occurred during the making of the game. I was going to make the game long and have the second minigame harder, but since I am using the free edition of construct 2 I couldn't extend the game's script which forced me to cut the game short and just end it there. I appreciate you for leaving an extensive review of my game and I hope you look forward to my other projects for now.

[Lockdown opportunities]

no trophies seriously? your going to make me . . . Your going to make players move boxes all day just to get no trophies?? this is criminal game is decent wish you added trophy support to your games

Edit most satisfying death in this game
The Cardboard Boxes

made it to the end

I wonder if theres a ending if you leave the house and survive? hmmm

adriendittrick responds:

Hey there! Sorry but I usually upload my games to 3 sites: itch, Newgrounds and Gamejolt. Adding trophy support depending on which site I upload to is already difficult enough, but also I just don't have time for that since this was a jam game X) (made in 3 days)

Also nothing happens if you leave the house and survive. You just keep surviving until either you die or you return to the house. JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE.

Anyway thanks for playing my game :)

[Fly Away!]

can someone please explain how a cloud is supposed to destroy an air plane? the controls are unpleasant the only sound in the game is a plane humming . . . the graphics are generic even by unity standards flying to high kills you the clouds are to close so its practically impossible to guarantee a fair game or challenge . . . this game is tremendously awful no one in there right mind should play this

MikroArts responds:

You think i should change clouds with something else? Ok then definitely i should do it because i already got that remark.
Yes sound IS awful and without any music is a crap, thats right and also need to change that..
For the question of mechanics, im not sure if i separate the obstacles that would be too easy to play, maybe... I could try that also..

So, is it better to remove this game and put a new one or update this one? What is your opinion, or what is the better practice?

Anyway, thank you very much for feedback!!

[Headless]

its a cute game reminds me of flappy bird I will give it three and a half stars good work

11011010111 responds:

Thank you so much!

[[BTNverse] There is nothing here.]

wow this game is something wow just wow I went in thinking useing a laptop was going to be a problem but the games level design was so inspireing it encouraged me to trail and error my way through by getting level ups to get to new parts and wow without giveing to much away I was slightly surprised with the games climax what a game this review just doesn't do it justice

There Is No Review

adriendittrick responds:

Thanks for nothing!

[Drug City]

DRUG DEALER

Rated E for everyone

hmm seems legit were at a good start boys I won't fully judge yet though . . .

Edit: yeah ignore that first part its just weird its E rated when its about a drug dealer don't you think that maybee it should be rated higher I don't think children should know what a drug dealer is yet but who knows what kind maybe its a doctor or maybe its candy you give out to help people?

Edit: wow its uh online game and I thought that account thing was part of gameplay huh.. oh well rip sorry but zero stars because I can't play it . . . its not your fault though maybe the games actually pretty badas ehh nevermind i'll just go . . .

Arensnuphis responds:

E is where the rating system put it I did make the rating system but will look into it.
You can play without creating an account if you log in as guest.

[CubeRunner(Alpha)]

Hmmm Interesting

TDevs responds:

Thank You!! Will Update Frequently

[Real life Sonic]

A interesting concept but the gameplay is dreadfully not fun

ColeV3 responds:

it was a test