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Posted by ethanblair - 2 days ago


I Met Fellow New Grounds User @danthemememan07 At Wallmart Who Helped Me Locate Dunkaroos To My Surprise He Has A New Grounds And Is Incrediblely Under Rated


Check Out His Art


New Grounds Link:

https://danthemememan07.newgrounds.com/


Posted by ethanblair - November 14th, 2023


The Future Looks Bright Thats All I Am Going To Say For Now


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Posted by ethanblair - November 8th, 2023


Kinder Surprise Eggs Are A Different Matter Entirely There Like Chocolate Shaped Like Eggs Okay But Then Theres White Chocolate On The Inner Shell : Oh No No Thats Not All Theres A Orange Capsule That Encloses A Toy Okay You Like Assemble It And For Four Bucks You Get : Chocolate + White Chocolate + Collectable Toy + Bonus A Orange Capsule To Put Your Ear Buds In This Is The Most Underated Chocolate Candy Ever - Not To Be Confused With Kinder Joy Eggs They Have The Toy But Its Not Hidden Inside A Chocolate Egg Its Lame In Comparison


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Posted by ethanblair - October 12th, 2023


The Only Reason I See To Buy Supporter Is If Tom fulp Dresses As Billy The Puppet From Saw For The Supporter Halloween Ad To Buy Supporter That Would Forgive All The War Attrocities Hes Commited For Destroying Gen And Remedy Him Of His Sins


Saw Is Probablely One Of The Greatest Horror Movie Series Ever


I Will Personally Pledge One Hundred Bucks For Supporter If This Becomes A Reality Its Just Would Be So Cool But I Doubt Will Happen


But Yeah Saw Is Neat


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Posted by ethanblair - October 3rd, 2023


You don't know me, baby, but I've seen you around.

It might be kind of crazy, but I'm just new in town.

And now I wonder what you'd think if I said, hey look

I'd like to get your number and a link to your Facebook.

Now if I tell you what a nice guy's supposed to

Would that compel you not to scream when I approach you?

You'll have to promise me you'll take this news calmly,

But honestly, I'm sort of a zombie.

I knew you'd be surprised. You can bet that I

May not be alive, but I sure as hell ain't dead inside.

What's with the shotty? I ain't wishing you harm.

You see, I'd try to hold your hand but I'm missing an arm.

Brains are all I've eaten all week it's true,

But if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.

So let me take you to Wendy's. You deserve it.

Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby. Ain't nobody perfect.

I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark.

I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.

I've never been so true, but if my heart were still

beating, it would beat for you.

I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.

Baby, sometimes I bite, and you can bet

That I've got an appetite for human flesh.

I'll always be near though. You'll have to accept that

When I nibble on your earlobe you might get infected.

Cause I fell in love with you and I'm

Undead but you make me feel alive.

And when I chase you through the graveyard

It feels like foreplay.

If I'm lying I'm dying, and I speak truly

When I say I love your mind. I'll take brains over beauty.

We'll be the undead Dagwood and Blondie

When I teach you how to zombie, teach you, teach you how to zombie.

And everybody will love you, and you can sing along

to this post-apocalyptic, postmortem love song.

So give me a chance, girl. You know I'll be worth it.

Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby. Ain't nobody perfect.

I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark.

I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.

I've never been so true, but if my heart were still

beating, it would beat for you.

I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.

Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains.

Brains. Brains.

I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark.

I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.

I've never been so true, but if my heart were still

beating, it would beat for you.

I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.


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Posted by ethanblair - June 10th, 2023


While I Am Still Disappointed About The Forums Being Somewhat Closed I Have Moved On To Greater Things And Have Decided To Mostly Not Browse New Grounds As Much As I Used To : I Feel Its Not As Hip To Me Anymore


Now Thats Not To Say That Theres Nothing New Grounds Has To Offer That Other Sites Have : Theres Still Plenty Of Great Content Here To Browse And To See


I Do Feel My Previous News Post Was A Bit Harsh Though At The Time It Was A Emotional Response I Was More Sadden Then Upset About Generals Removeal


Its Definitely Possible For Me To Get Back In To New Grounds Though I Will Not Be As Frequent As I Used To Be I May Pop In To Return A Few Times If Only To Observe My Inbox And Notifications


Best Wishes~


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Posted by ethanblair - March 23rd, 2023


I Saw Little-Renas Audio Saying Rip General At First I Was Kinda Laughing And Decided Oh Its Because A Few Of Our Friends Left


But To My Absolute Horror Both GENERAL AND POLITICS ARE GONE


What The Actual Fuck Happened ....As For TomFulp Er Who Evers In Charge


ARE YOU INSANE?!???


Do You Know How Many Friends I Made Through The BBS And Fun Times We Had And Then You Just Oh My God


I Just ....


Look I Am Sorry But I Think I Will Take A Break From New Grounds Maybe Someday I Will Forgive TomFulp


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Posted by ethanblair - March 7th, 2023


Based Upon The Show Of The Same Name I Asked The BBS If They Would Love The NG Version Of It I Am Posting It Heres So It Gets More Attention


Link:

https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1521846#bbspost27663103_post_text


What Is Battle Of Ragnarok You Say:


Instead Of Wipeing Out Humanity Entirely A Tournament Was Decided If Humanity Loses The Human Races Fate Is Sealed If Gods Lose Humanity Gets To Live Another Millennium


I Want To Recreate The Experience In A Way For Moderators To Compete With Your Favorite Users


If This Gets Enough Traffic New Grounds Will Consider This And Make It An Event


The Winners Of The Winning Team Will Get A Years Worth Of Supporter Or Choose Who To Give It To


This Encourages Roleplay Incentives Users To Create New Powerful Content It Also Helps Bring In More Members


Its A Win Win


Share This With Your Friends And Express Your Thoughts On This


Please Consider Helping Make This A Reality


Posted by ethanblair - February 28th, 2023


I Saw The First Episode Early It Was Amazeing Heres A Link Of It On Tiktok


https://www.tiktok.com/@zucaritasconqmis


I Hope You Enjoy It


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Posted by ethanblair - February 28th, 2023


They Are Selling Most The Call Of Duty Games 10 - 15 Dollars A Games And Selling Various New Grounds Games Such As


Super Meat Boy


Battle Block Theater


Alien Hominid


Significantly Discounted Very Good Sale If Your Looking For New Games To Complete